11:18 am Monday, 14th May, 2018
Fed up of your mailbox gathering dust and no sexy members in your bed? Well, it’s Zombie Awareness Month, and we’re here to help bring your profile back from the dead!
Taking the time to create a good profile can be the difference between having a mailbox which is regularly full to capacity vs an empty one. Your profile is your advert to other members and your opportunity to make a good first impression rather than bore the brains out of someone. So, how do you create a good profile? There are no hard and fast rules on how to write a profile that will be successful, but by following these tips, you will greatly improve your chances:
You Want Sex - Tell Them Something They Don’t Know.
People are on the site for similar reasons. If your objective is sex, then your profile description is your chance to tell members why they should especially want to have sex with you versus everyone else.
Talk About Other Things You Like
Adult fun is what most members want, but they don’t want to do just “do it” with anyone. Make them give you a second and third look by introducing yourself in a manner that makes them feel like they know you a bit more. People like familiarity. If you mention you’re a fan of a certain band, you like books or to be tied up and told how naughty you are; these are all things that show you’re a quality person with likes/dislikes that others can consider. Give them something to talk about and in a good way!
Stand Out
Grab their attention Take the time to come up with an ATTENTION GRABBING HEADLINE to intrigue them! And don't just rely on using CAPS.
Don't Be Lazy
There's nothing wrong with being open to interrogation, but simply putting "Ask me anything" makes you look lazy! It's up to you to sell yourself. You don’t have to write a novel but making some effort can really help your chances. Otherwise, the message you could be sending is lazy profile - lazy bedmate.
Always Be Positive
Your profile is not the place to be mentioning ex-partners, getting fired recently or your dislike of anything in general. Remember, happy people attract other happy people!
Share Your Desires And Fantasies
Give other members some insight into what you really want between the sheets. Starting a blog is a great way to share.
Be Modest
For example, if you have a 145+ IQ or earn 150,000 a year, there’s no need to put this in your bio, it will only intimidate others. No one likes a show-off. ;-)
Be Honest!
See example above. Hahaha! You'll find it much easier to talk about yourself if you're telling the truth. And you won't be embarrassed when you get tripped up on a fib or two further down the line.
Update Regularly
Keep your profile current- your experiences may change what you are looking for in a potential playmate, be sure to keep it up to date.
Read Other Profiles Carefully
If a profile says “up to age 50” then respect those limits. You are more likely to have a chance with someone that is already open to you.
Got any profile tips? What has worked for you? What do you not like to see in profile descriptions? Share in the comments.
