11:43 am Monday, 26th March, 2018
April Fools you cheeky bunch! Let me tell you, it's not easy turning a day for playing tricks on people into something sexual but as you know we like to please, it also helps to have a dirty mind. So here you have it, 5 provocative pranks, that we can’t guarantee will scare the pants off someone but their pants will come off some way or another ;-)
What's In My Mouth Challenge
This game can create amazing sexual tension between you and your playmate. Use your imagination to come up with a variety of oral offerings, whipped cream, strawberries and mix it up with sex toys like dildos, anal beads, whips etc. Blindfold your partner and place each item in their mouth, they have to guess the object, maybe if they guess right that item can be used on them.
Fake An Erotic Emergency
Message your receiver of tricks to tell them they need to come home asap because there is an emergency. Greet them at the door dressed as a frisky fireman or naughty nurse, any panic will turn into pure horniness once they see you.
Create A Funny Get It On Playlist
Music can set the rhythm for a hot romp between the sheets but why not mix the sexy playlist up a bit with a few bangers.
- "You've Got a Friend in Me" by Randy Newman - A good song to hint that you’d rather stay friends.
- "She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain" (Traditional) - A song that might just tip her over the edge, but probably not to an orgasm.
- “Achy Breaky Heart” Billy Ray Cyrus - Or maybe you want to break up?
Tell Them Your Wildest Fantasies
Dig deep to find the craziest fantasy you can think off and play it off as your deepest desire. Maybe you want to dress up as Rose and Jack...him as Rose of course and create the famous “I’ll never let go” moment from Titanic and prove there was enough room for both of them on that plank by having sex. See how they react, you never know, it might break the ice to talk about your real fantasies.
Play With Remote Vibrators
Whoever said you couldn't have a pleasurable trick? Buy a remote controlled vibrator for your horny victim and head out in public for added fun. With the power of the controller in your hands, go about your day giving your partner a reminder of what they have inside of them. Press the button at moments they aren't expecting, like when ordering food or talking to someone. Best trick ever!
