11:29 am Thursday, 25th January, 2018
The overflow of excess horniness brought on by the Blue Moon is still rife like a bubbling pot of erotic spuds, the lid blown off by the climbing pressure that is rising inside thanks to the searing steam of desire. No you don’t need to run and jump for cover, everyone’s pretty horny but not so much as to they may actually explode all over you. We take that back...they do want to explode all over you but more along the lines of boom boom than just plain ol’ Pacific Rim-esque boom.
Do you feel like you somehow have some extra ‘spunk’ about you at the moment? Are you feeling a little more open to suggestion than usual? Check out the sexual fetishes to try this Blue Moon by reading further and releasing your wilder side. You may have already sampled one or even all of these activities, then again you may simply find them as appealing as watching paint dry but keep a broad-minded train of thought, there’s a big world out there filled with endless possibilities for sex. This isn’t even the tip of the tip of the iceberg however but it very well could be a great place to start!
Whatever tickles your pickle
If talk of a tickling session conjures minimal sexual excitement for you, let us hopefully tickle your curiosity into the contrary. A feather lightly caressing erogenous zones can really awaken the senses and have you screaming with such intensity that the neighbours will be rifling through the phone book for local exorcists. Having to coyly explain that no, you weren’t at the clutches of some sadistic supernatural being, you were actually engaged in a spot of tickling and apologising for the noise pollution is a small price to pay for the pleasure enjoyed.
Mirror mirror on the wall, I’m the horniest of them all
Who’s that handsome devil in the mirror? Why it’s you being covered head to toe in ketchup and mustard like some oversized hotdog of record-breaking dimensions receiving an eagerly applied tongue-bath from some rather hungry looking, also-naked people. We don’t judge, whatever your fantasy may be, seeing it acted out within a reflection can be superlatively kinkier than simply just doing it. There’s an extra layer of visual sensory indulgence and it’s the metaphorical thick full cream on your already delicious all-butter scone of a fantasy. It already tasted pretty good but now it’s just so beautiful you have no words and can only look upon it lovingly whilst maybe shedding a tear of pure utter joy as you nom your satisfying confectionary up.
There’s a technical term for the liking of getting it on in front of a mirror, Katoptronophilia is a bit of a mouthful and sounds much more complicated than it need be as it is such a simple concept but it taps into the primal urge someone may get when watching porn, except plot twist, the star is...themselves. Double kinky.
Sit on it
The leading majority of our articles seemingly end up discussing food at some point and this piece is no exception. All roads lead to cake after all! Now what does cake have to do with this fetish apart from being extremely moist and delightful on the tongue? Why it has to do with everything as this is all about Cake Sitting. This one does what it says on the tin, getting off, on getting on baked goods.
Cake Sitting is growing faster in popularity than a self-raising Victoria sponge ascending in a toasty oven. There must be something behind what makes this such a popular, albeit slightly odd sexy-time activity though. Food and sex go hand in hand, as we know it a drizzle of chocolate sauce, smattering of whipped cream or cheeky cherry plucked from some naughty nook or concealed crevice are considered the general mainstream examples. Perhaps cake sitting is simply tapping into the human need for two necessities and bringing them together, much like how the sensation of smooth peanut butter being licked from the skin may get one person off. It could be hypothesised that this theory applies for those that squash cakes or enjoy watching others sit on them.
Next important question is, if you should choose to give it a go, what kind of cake do you opt for? Hmmn carrot, chocolate fudge, red velvet, lemon cheesecake, coffee, Nutella double chocolate...there’s too many choices, they’re all so delicious. Picking your flavouring for the favouring won’t be such a piece of cake!
This list is obviously by no means definitive or extensive by any stretch, so if you have a fetish that you consider worthy and would like to see covered at some point in the future or then maybe there’s a sexual activity that has piqued your interest and you would like to hear more about, let us know in the comments below. Remember though, adhere to site guidelines when commenting!
