1:19 pm Wednesday, 20th December, 2017
Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But the fire is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
Let’s Have Sex! Let’s Have Sex! Let’s Have Sex!!
It’s the time of the year for giving and receiving but don’t stop at the gifts - make some time for fun in the sack this Christmas. Check out these 6 tips to make sure you stay on the very naughty list.
Naughty Stocking Stuffers
Forget the coal, stuff your partner's stocking with naughty goodies like edible panties, foreplay dice, and lickable lube. With your stocking at the bottom of your bed, it’s perfect for an early morning romp between the sheets.
Present Yourself
Wrap yourself up and be the hottest present that they get this year. Buy yourself some seriously sexy underwear, put on a seductive robe so that they have to unwrap you piece by piece and reveal your naked body. Add a big ribbon to be used as festive restraints for a bit of kinky play.
Wear Something Red Hot
Dress up as a sexy Ms.Claus to really get their bells jingling. Red is the ultimate horny colour, no one can resist a lady in a shade of rouge that screams ‘I’m ready and waiting for you to come and ravish me’. It’s the perfect party season colour so get yourself a slinky little red dress and make them melt at your feet like the brandy sauce dripping down your Christmas Day pudding.
Spontaneous Sexcapades
The festive period is a very busy one so spontaneity is key. A quickie in the bathroom at a party or a fumble in the forest on a wintery walk are great ideas for this. The gift of sexual impulsiveness is always appreciated, so go all out and make the most of the Christmas season.
Lube Up
Heat up a chilly winter’s night by investing in some warming lube, then letting your imagination run wild between the sheets. Try adding a few drops inside a condom before you slip it onto your partner, the tingling will drive you both insane with pleasure. Add some lube to your breasts and use them to give your partner a super-hot intimate massage, they will think that all his Christmases have come at once!
Go To The Grotto
Turn your bedroom into a kinky grotto by buying a few naughty toys that would put Lapland’s elves to shame and ramp up the merry foolery. Rope your partner into some BDSM by trying out some bondage restraints, whips, and collars. Make sure to keep your lover tied up until you are well and truly finished with them, they have been very naughty after all haven’t they?
Do you have any tips to make this X-mas seriously X-rated? Let us know in the comments below.
