3:44 pm Tuesday, 25th July, 2017
Sometimes in life it's just too inappropriate to rock up to a sexy stranger and ask if they would be up for getting down and dirty. So to celebrate National Lipstick Day we have 4 old wives’ tales that might indicated someone’s secret sexual interest.
Get Lippy
Lipstick may be part of some women’s daily makeup routine but there are some risque rumours associated with applying your favourite lippy. Dating back to our primal, pre-clothes days, showing your attraction to the opposite sex would be done by flashing your muff to indicate ‘come get me’. Now time has progressed and we know the risks of getting in the buff for a near stranger can be a little...well strange. So wearing a red or pink lipstick, making them look fuller and more prominent, is supposed to subconsciously get men thinking about sex and...ahem your other lips.
Clean Up On Aisle 3
Wandering down the supermarket aisles daydreaming about what to have for your tea tonight, when you see a hot guy with a banana poking out of...his basket you filthy minded minx. According to numerous reports, a solo shopper with bananas placed upright in their basket or on the seat of trolley is a sure sign that the “cart pusher” is looking to get their “cart pushed”
Well-Trimmed Bush
For decades pampas grass was just a sign of a homeowner's healthy-looking bushery, but it is now seen as a saucy sign of the owner’s swinging ways. According to shrubbery sellers, the demand for pampas grass has now dropped so significantly because of its kinky association that some have stopped selling the plant altogether. Could this be a good sign for all the ‘swingingly curious’ out there with the hardcore swingers still proudly showing their fluffy bushes as an indicator for welcomed visitors?
Airing The Dirty Laundry
When the hubby’s away the wifey….does the dirty laundry. Rumour has it that in the 60s and 70s, Army wives who were looking for a bit of extra curricular bedroom action would leave a box of OMO washing powder in the window to signal ‘Old Man Out’. Becoming popular amongst the British housewifes, the manufacturers eventually withdrew the seedy soap from sale. Although nowadays we can just send a text to signal the coast is clear but wouldn't it be nice to add a bit of old school glamour to having an affair.
Also rumoured that these sneaky housewives would leave a box of Fab washing powder in the window to signal her husband was back, but can you guess what Fab stood for? Tell us your answers in the comments below and let us know if you have heard of any other scandalous hearsay.
