1:16 pm Tuesday, 25th July, 2017
It's no surprise that nightclubs are horny places that foster feelings of lust, sex and love. Sometimes, when we dance we can go through the stages of fancying, loving, fumbling foreplay, intercourse, climax and post-coital bliss just by making eye contact, and holding it, with someone on the other side of the dance floor.
Everyone has that song that makes their blood rush, their face flush, and their pulse quicken. It's the jam you always have queued up when there's even the slightest chance of an overnight guest. It's love-making, hypnotic hip-swivelling, take-me-now music. And, there's a lot of it. Sometimes it's the lyrics that get us fired up. Sometimes it's the beat.
Some folks however…erm... take sexy dancing to the max! As it is National Dance Day, we are going to give you a closer look.
Air Sex
The annual Air Sex World Championships reach climax every year, when a handful of the USA’s biggest libidos drink enough beer to get on stage and simulate sex. Alone. With (most of) their clothes on.
Air...What Now?
The nationwide tour features a 'sport' that’s a lot like air guitar - well, if you replace guitars with your imaginary friend’s air-privates and a splash of comedy. Air Sex participants have jaw-dropping sexual encounters with an invisible partner (or partners!) using nothing more than the art of pelvic storytelling, music and pure imagination.
Don’t Go Over the Edge
The rules are pretty simple: Props are permitted and groups are allowed. The golden rule is that all sexual climaxes must be simulated, not real, and you must have at least one invisible person (or object) that you are making love to.
The Sex Factor
A porntastic panel of judges, featuring porn stars and other fornication legends, provide each contestant with hilarious feedback after each performance, ensuring that even the worst Air Sex routine makes for a solidly entertaining time. The audience then chooses the winner.
Sexually Liberating
It’s a comedy show that brings people together in a respectfully dirty, unpredictably ridiculous, and oddly touching celebration of sexual freedom and expression. A truly ‘hokey cokey, in, out, and shake it all about’ experience.
Got What it Takes to Be the Next Champ?
So how about it? At the very least you can say that it was the funniest thing you ever saw/did that night...at that place...with those people. So guys, what is your favourite song to get down and dirty to? Tell us in the comments.
