4:34 pm Tuesday, 30th May, 2017
Ever been making a fantastic omelette and, with an egg beater in hand, randomly thought “damn bet my partner would find this sexy as hell in the bedroom!” Hmm…maybe not, but if you have then you're already ahead of the game! Often it’s easy to want to try new things in the bedroom, but we can be restricted by lack of resources. Don’t fret! Pervertables are everyday common items that can be used for kinky purposes. Here are some items that may be found around our houses and can be included in our sexy times. As with all sexual activities, remember we must ask for consent before using any of these items. Once you’ve got an enthusiastic, informed yes, we can all let our freak flags fly!
#1 Yoga Ball
Our schedules can be so hectic that by the time we get done with work, housework etc, our energy levels may even be too low to enjoy our partners, which can leave them asking, “Where is the love?” Therefore let’s multitask and “sexercise” to get blood pumping and have hot sex with our partners simultaneously! Be creative by hopping on your yoga ball in the bedroom and see what comes to mind. There are a variety of positions that will help strengthen your core, buttocks, thighs and arms to get them rock hard while you get your rocks off.
#2 Scarves and Neck Ties
Sometimes we don’t always have metal handcuffs to whip out at a moment’s notice, but the majority of us may have a neck tie or scarf lying around. These can both be used to tie our partners’ hands and feet together or to something else. This type of restriction can be exciting for all involved and the soft material of a scarf and tie can be much more comfortable than the metal, fuzzy cuffs sold in many stores.
#3 Feather Duster
The time has come to find another use for our feather dusters. Let’s be real anyway, most of us haven’t dusted our living spaces since we moved in last August. A feather duster can be used to gently graze the bodies of our partners as a form of foreplay, and can be a more sensual, relaxing touch. This may really “tickle their fancy” and give them the mindset they need to really let go during sex.
#4 Clothes Pegs
For increased sensitivity without a separate purchase, steal a few clothespins from the laundry room to use as nipple clamps or to tease your lover's twig and berries. Just test them on your own flesh first to determine their strength. Eeeek!
#5 Spatula
Perhaps we’re already in the “dirty” mindset and want sexy time to be a little rough with some impact play. Bust out the spatula!!! After some consent has been exchanged to use a spatula as a flogger, there’s nothing that our partners might like to hear more than, “Baby I’ll think of this spanking every time I flip a pancake!” Of course we must remember that during impact play it’s important to aim for fleshy parts of the body and avoid hitting joints and the location of vital organs, such as the kidneys. Ouch!
The fun doesn’t stop here though, ice cubes, ping pong paddles and many more ??. Starting to build your toy box can be as simple as rummaging through your kitchen cupboards. Don't forget to use your toys responsibly. What would you use? Tell us in the comments.