3:54 pm Tuesday, 3rd January, 2017
Resolutions are generally a pain. By the second week of January, we are usually back to our old ways of skipping the gym, substituting the fruit and veg for something more stodgy, popping open that second bottle of wine, and buying (more) crap we don’t need off of the internet.
But sexy resolutions are more fun and therefore, we’d like to think, more likely to actually be accomplished. So put down the healthy food for a moment and see how many of these you are yet to tick off your list.
Here are some sex resolutions for 2016 — don’t try them all at once now!
- Most importantly - Have some sex!
- Try at least one new toy that scares the hell out of you.
- Figure out how to do it while standing up in in the shower without slipping and breaking your face.
- Get over your inhibitions about being LOUD!
- Try anal … even just a little bit.
- Have sex somewhere other than on the bed.
- Have sex outside under the stars! (When it’s warm out again, I mean!)
- Practice safe sex.
- Conquer a position you find weird and difficult.
- Have a threesome.
- Engage in group sex.
- Use a sex toy on someone else.
- Be tied up - go on, use those fluffy handcuffs you were bought years ago.
- Or even better - Tie someone else up.
- Have sex in a public space.
- Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live porn does not count).
- Sex in a car - outdoor fun anyone?
- Join the Mile-high club.
- Sex with a stranger.
- Sex on a boat.
- Indulge in some spanking.
- Play strip poker.
- Sex in the broad daylight.
- Using ice sexually - tingly fun.
- Sexual role play.
- Sex at work
- Whipped cream - we don’t mean on cake!
- Sex with someone much older.
- Sex while someone is watching.
- Spending all day naked.
How many of these have you tried? And how many tickle your fancy? What are your sexy resolutions for 2017? Tell us in the comments.
A very Happy New Year to you all ;-)
