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Ace on the Face But Don’t Get it in My Hair! - 4 Semen Secrets

12:25 pm Wednesday, 22nd June, 2016

Though sperm is mainly used for procreation, it can have other benefits to everyday life.

Because You’re Worth it!


In sperm, a crystalline polyamine compound called Spermine can be found. This particular compound is also known as an antioxidant. It is believed to diminish wrinkles, smooth skin and help with taming or preventing acne. A Norwegian company, has synthesised the compounds into a facial cream. According to research, the cream Spermine is 30 times more effective than vitamin E and can delay the ageing process by 20 percent. However, nature's most natural facial cream can cost you a whopping $250.

Give Yourself a Boost


Not only can sperm provide healthy skin, but also it can be used as an anti-depressant. In a recent study, researchers demonstrated that women who were directly exposed to semen were less likely to be depressed. The study stated mood-altering hormones that are present in semen can be absorbed through the vagina. Some of these mood-altering chemicals include, but are not limited to prolactin, a natural anti-depressant; oxytocin, which assist in enhancing one's mood and serotonin, a widely known antidepressant neurotransmitter.

Erm….Tasty!


When it comes to cooking, although semen may be the farthest thing from your mind, according to "Natural Harvest—A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes," semen is very nutritious. The cook book advertises semen as an "inexpensive" ingredient that can give any food an…erm…“interesting twist.”

Cloak and Dagger


Lastly, if by any chance you are in dire need of invisible ink, semen may suffice. During World War I, the British Intelligence Service discovered semen can act as invisible ink. Unlike other chemicals used, semen did not react to means of detection such as iodine vapour.

Unless you are a part of an intelligence group of some kind, invisible ink may not be essential, however if you ever need a facial, Spermine may be a great option. If you don’t want to shell out the dough, perhaps just make it a part of your bedroom routine — after all, waste not, want not!




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