11:37 am Wednesday, 9th December, 2015
Well, as the old saying goes; ”When a man can tow a truck with his genitals, that’s all anyone ever really remembers about him.” Ok, it’s not an old saying but maybe it will be after you have read this. In case you have ever wondered how your nether regions could bring you fame and fortune without doing things the old fashioned ways, here are some well-know willies and VIP vajayjays that have hit the big time.
Iron Crotch
Tu Jin-Sheng, a 50-year-old man from Taiwan, is a martial arts grandmaster of Iron Crotch, a branch of Qigong said to have 60,000 followers worldwide. On 2005, he attached his penis to a truck for a demonstration, and pulled it several yards across a car park in Fremont. About 20 people, most of whom study Qigong, the ancient Chinese art of movement and breathing to increase energy, gathered for the truck pull. Its practitioners are known to lift hundreds of pounds with their genitals to increase energy and sexual performance. The truck demonstration was made for a British crew filming the documentary "Penis Envy”. Gotta be a must-see!
Introducing…(drumroll please)…Pricasso!
Most painters use brushes or their fingers to create works of art, but one artist is utilising a different utensil for his masterpieces: his genitals. Tim Patch, commonly known as "Pricasso," makes a living by painting portraits using his butt and genitals, wearing only a pink hat, bowtie, boots and, occasionally, arm and wristbands. Patch, of Australia, showcases the peculiar talent at parties, clubs and events "for the same cost as a stripper". His work seems to have paid off, as the British-born Patch, an art school reject, bills himself as the only artist in the world who paints with his member. His gallery boasts portraits of several celebrities from Michael Jackson to Gordon Ramsay. According to his site, his portraits go for about $200 to $300.
Plop Art - An Eggsellent Tale
"The PlopEgg Painting Performance - A Birth Of A Picture" (actual name) is a piece of performance art staged by Swiss artist, Milo Moire. First she stands, covered by a sheet, presumably inserting the eggs. Then the sheet is removed and she straddles a big canvas and—taking an excruciatingly long time—slowly "lays" or "births" the egg, which hits the ground and explodes paint everywhere. Boom: ART, Y’ALL. Always fun to see new uses for the old nethers, right? The end result is pretty snazzy, too, and would look very nice on your gyno's wall. rumoured to be strangely mesmerising, it's the best advertisement you'll ever see for Kegel exercises.
And the Most Famous Vagina of All - But You Would Never Know It!
It really never occurred to me that the FleshLight Sex Toy was actually modelled on a real, live vagina. Like most people, I assumed that it was actually just an “ideal” vagina, composited after a variety of board meetings, with men in suits sitting around a conference table, flipping through diagrams and squeezing latex-feeling things until one of them was like, “Yes, this is it. This is the closest approximation to the vagina of my dreams. We’re gonna be rich!” Well, I was wrong, like I am about many, many things. Eufrat Mai, a woman from the Czech Republic, is the actual, real-life vagina model for the FleshLight. It must have been incredible to watch her walk through a vast factory of floppy sleeves, all molded to look like her downstairs, when she was invited to take a tour of the factory earlier this year, meeting several people who had sex with the Fleshlight and telling her how great it felt.
So, what have your nether regions done for you lately? ;-)
