1:01 pm Tuesday, 29th September, 2015
World records don’t always have to be about who can lift the most tractor tires or how many clothespegs a guy can somehow attach to his face, sometimes they can be downright sexy. Some are sexual but still tow the line of weird or just downright disturbing, but sex is sex and we’ve trawled the Internet to find them anyway. Here are a few of the ones we found; think you can break any of them?
Largest Penis
Jonah Falcon, has the world's largest penis. This monster is 9.5 inches in length when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect. Move over Louisville Slugger!
Largest Vagina
Not sure who would want to take the prize on this one, but poor Anna Swan had to do it. At 7 feet tall, nothing was small on Swan, including her 19-inch love tunnel.
World's Longest Distance for a Jet of Semen
he longest distance a man was ever able to shoot with his zipper gun is held by Horst Schultz. He fired over 18 feet. We hope he didn’t hit anyone.
World's Biggest Orgy
When it comes to orgies, nobody does it quite like Japan. Not only do they hold the world record for biggest public orgy, but it was also the most orderly. It’s hard to get 500 people to sit nicely together let alone sit on each other, but that’s exactly what these 250 men and 250 women did!
World's Biggest Gang Bang
I'm here for the gang bang, or at least Lisa Sparxxx was. Sparxxx set a world record when she had sex with 919 men in one day.
World's Longest Man Masturbation
Masanobu Sato, who hails from Japan, set a world record when he masturbated for 9 hours and 58 minutes at the Masturbate-a-thon. Like the Energizer Bunny, he keeps going and going and going.
Worlds Strongest Vagina
Tatiata Kozhevnikova officially has the world’s strongest lady garden, and she keeps crushing her own records. Her vagoo was last recorded as being able to lift a staggering 31 pounds!
Most Orgasms In An Hour
Who wouldn't want to hold this world record? One lucky woman had 134 orgasms over the course of an hour.
Most Semen Ingested
As if you needed a reason to get out of swallowing, in 1991, Michelle Monahan of L.A. had to get her stomach pumped after she sucked down 1.7 pints of semen. That’s about five yogurt cups' worth. Blerg!
World’s Longest Tongue
Most people can do at least one funny thing with their faces — crossing eyes, wiggling ears, moving eyebrows in different directions — but Annika Irmler can do some pretty impressive things with her tongue. With a record-breaking 2.7-inch long tongue, she’s able to lick the bottom of an ice cream cone without needing to bite the sides off. We’d imagine you could come up with a lot of other things she could do with that tongue.
