2:56 pm Monday, 15th June, 2015
If your bucket list currently includes cliche quasi-risks like skydiving and bungee jumping, you need to reassess your commitment to adventure.
What is real excitement, you ask? It's having sex in strange places where the possibility of acquiring a fine for public indecency is not only possible, it's nearly guaranteed. It's embracing your inner-exhibitionist and silencing your more square sensibilities.
Make your bucket list a little more salacious with these places to have sex before you bite the dust.
On a Hovercraft
Bonus Points: If you’re not wearing a life vest
At a Music Festival
Bonus Points: For not getting mud in your hair
On a Pile of Money
Bonus Points: If they are fifties
In an Igloo
Bonus Points: For melting it with your body heat
In a Pool of Custard
Bonus Points: If you don’t waste the custard afterwards
On a Pirate Ship
Bonus Points: if they toss their gold at you for a job well done
In a Bouncy House
Bonus Points: If you pop the damn thing
In a Vintage Car on a Sinking Ship
Bonus Points: If it is with Kate or Leo
On Someone Else’s Kitchen Counter
Bonus Points: If you get three or more food items involved
On a Ferris Wheel
Bonus Points: If you last more than three full rotations
Underwater in the Ocean
Bonus Points: If you are in scuba gear
In the Movie Theatre
Bonus Points: If you are not in the back row
At the Office
Bonus Points: If it’s on the boss’ desk
On an Aeroplane
Bonus Points: If you get the flight crew in on it
On the bonnet of a Police Car
Bonus Points: If the police are still sat in the car
In a Restaurant
Bonus Points: If a patron congratulates you for doing it doggy style
On the Great Wall of China
Bonus Points: If your lovemaking sessions is captured on Google Earth
In a Treehouse
Bonus Points: If you built it yourself. For this specific reason
In the Back of a Taxi
Bonus Points: If the driver tells you to keep the tip - you’ve given more than enough
If you tot up those bonus points you are either totally mad or an absolute legend. Have fun ;-)
