1:27 pm Monday, 24th February, 2014
Fancy giving your fella a real treat this weekend? How about giving him the sexiest dance he’s ever had? Read up on our pointers that will have you going from rookie lap dancer to seasoned grinder in no time!
Choose Your Tune
First off, pick the right kind of song that’ll get you both going and help ease you into a rhythm whilst you’re getting used to this erotic style of dancing. A slow paced-yet sexual song is the ideal, something along the lines of ‘R Kelly-Bump ‘n’ Grind’ or ‘Love Bites - Def Leppard’. Next make sure he’s sat right, his back should be upright against the chair and his legs spread apart with a triangle of free space between them so you have space to dance.
Tease Me, Please Me
The aim of the game is to tease, so as the music works up, start by dancing further away from him. Only a few foot of distance, just so much that you’re not touching him at all. To begin with it can be as simple as running you hands across your body as it gently slinks to the beat, this can be facing toward or away from him. Slowly make your way toward him, you can make sexy gestures as you go, like a sultry suck on a finger or ruffling of hair should you be stuck on what to do with your hands and make eye contact, it’ll drive him wild.
Work It
Once you’re at the point of physical contact with him, turn so that you face away from him and whilst still moving to the music, push your butt into his crotch, moving it around in a circular fashion and alternate to some up and down movements.
Hot Stuff!
Next, if you wish to go on (and he hasn’t already blown his load), turn so that you’re pretty much face to face with him. Push your chest into his face and caress your body. If you’ve made a rule prior that he can’t touch you, he will be driven insane with desire by this point.
When you feel that you’ve tortured him enough, turn around, flipping your hair as you do so and strut that stuff away. Look over your shoulder as you go and give him your ‘come to bed’ eyes. Chances are by this point he will literally be scrambling off that chair to get to you!
You don’t need to be a professional to have the moves and give a brilliant lap dance that will have him wishing he could remove clothing using only his eyes!
