12:27 pm Friday, 31st January, 2014
So perhaps you’re in a long distance set-up or just want a new means of sexually interacting with your partner, we’ve got the need-to-know stuff on having great phone sex!
Slip Into Something..Comfortable
?It can be quite difficult to find the inspiration for what to say when the conversation’s getting steamy but by dressing the part you may find it easier to get into character and find a starting point for your dirty talk. Should you decide to sex your outfit up a bit, make sure it’s comfortable and you’re able to breathe properly. Wearing a tight lace-up corset may look and make you feel sexy but if you can’t breathe properly or focus on what you’re saying due to being uncomfortable, the quality of your dirty talk is going to be less.
Get Serious
If you’re new to this, it may be hard to keep a straight face at times and refrain from giggling as you either feel stupid or your partner has said something that has inadvertently tickled you. Whatever you do, stop yourself as you don’t want offend them and make things awkward!
Be Prepared!
You’re probably going to eventually run out of different terms for something, there’s only so many times you can say it before you start to sound like you’re repeating yourself. So start expanding that vocabulary! Practice remembering alternative terms prior to your phone hook-up or have a thesaurus to hand. Perhaps write out the words and their substitutes on some paper in front of you as opposed to frantically flicking through a book however.
F**k Me!
If you normally shy away from words that would make a God-fearing person blush, now’s the time to start incorporating them into conversation. ‘Stick that big d**k in’ sounds a lot hotter than ‘insert that large penis into me’. You don’t need to put anything in the swear jar whilst having phone sex, it’s an exception!
There you go, you’ll be chatting dirty like a pro in no time, we may even see a few more chat line agents on the scene!
