12:23 pm Wednesday, 25th September, 2013
In the heat of the moment it’s so easy to accumulate a cramp in your leg or pull a muscle but what about more serious injuries due to being a little too virile during a spot of bedroom related mischief? What is the worst that could happen? Well, we’ve compiled a list of some of the most awful and knuckle bitingly painful sounding injuries we could muster.
Broken Penis
Men everywhere may recoil in horror at the thought of this but unfortunately this nightmare affliction is possible although quite uncommon. The penis utilizes small blood vessels that fill with blood when it is erect. Should the member be put under too much force at an unfortunate angle, the delicate walls of these blood vessels will fissure resulting in a rather bruised appendage. Immediate medical attention should be sought to halt any possibility of future issues such as erectile disfunction.
Eardrum Extraction
There has been recordings of passionate kissing so vigorous people’s eardrums shift out of place. The science behind this being that if your kissing partner is sucking the air out of your mouth, the pressure inside will drop and there will be a mismatch of the pressure inside the eardrum compared to the outside resulting in it’s possible perforation or movement.
Snapped Penile Frenulum
A rather common sexually induced injury is the breaking of the frenulum, casually known as the ‘banjo string’. This is a small piece tissue that attaches the foreskin to a penis and is extremely sensitive so even the smallest nick will cause discomfort/and or reasonable pain let alone any breakage. According to men who have suffered this horrific injury, a snapping noise can be heard as the frenulum gives way and is usually caused by too much friction during sex or excessive masturbation.
Anal Fissure
Those who are adventurous enough to give anal sex a go will know that careful planning and care goes into each attempt, the rest will have learnt the hard way. An anal fissure is a cut or tear in the lining of an anus, even the tiniest slit to this area will be so much more agonizing than you would think judging by the injury’s appearance. Anal fissures are more often than not due to straining during toilet trips but are also a result of objects being forced into the rectum with not enough moisture to lubricate them.
Pelvic Fracture
To accomplish this baby you would either have to be going at it pretty damn hard, have weaker or problematic bones, or both. The pelvis is extremely strong and rigid so it would take a great deal of trauma to cause a breach in it’s robust form. It is possible however including during sex as an unlucky few have discovered.
Be careful how you go, vigorous sex is great, until you push it too far and end up with one of these bad boys that'll bring a bit of a tear or two to your eye!
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