We have some answers for you from The Adult Hub Definitive Swinger Survey 2013. Our members answered over 100 questions in one of the most comprehensive UK swinger surveys to date. Here we have some of their worst and most embarrassing experiences from their time swinging.
“Waiting in the cold, tied to a tree....... no one showed up!”
“Turning up to find I knew someone else there”
“When someone turned up and they looked 10 years older and 10st heavier! Never happened lol”
“ A threesome with a couple. They said absolutely nothing during or after our time together... silence!!! Horrible feeling”
“One time we met with a couple and the guy had really bad body odor”
“I once met a woman who forgot to mention that she was pre op....was a bit of a shock”
“Could not perform -- I think too much whiskey as it is rare for me. but when it happened it was awful”
“Being recognized by a young lady in a group situation whose mother I had a fling with y ears before”
“People watching us in swinging club when we didn't know there was a window there”
“Girl showed us up in pub discussing out loud how she'd never been swinging before top of her voice”
“Being sick on a sex swing in a fetish club”
“Wrong room”
“Finding a relative at the same party”
“Other couples male drank too much and we had to throw them out”
“Turning up at an arranged meeting with a husband and wife , and finding out that the wife was someone i had worked with in the past , as her boss!”
“Once while having swinging party in hotel next door my uncle was there with other women”
“Couldn't get it up. Performance Anxiety Attack”
“Condom I was wearing coming of f in a woman's bum”
“Farting during sex”
“Invited a couple over and we thought they were both bi. needless to say when i touched his cock, he wasn't too happy with me”
If you have any funny or embarrassing stories to share then leave them below.
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