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iRevolution, ET iPhone home ....

3:11 pm Wednesday, 9th January, 2019

On this day in Two thousand and 7 (have to write it like that 'cos the numpties who write the code for this site have some weird algorithm that doesn't like numbers.) Steve Jobs announced the arrival of the iPhone!

Yay!

Can't speak for anyone else (ventriloquism is a dying art) but personally I love my iPhone. Yes I know it's got limited storage and battery life but it's good enough for me.

What I'd like to know is who was it who took the first naughty movie on their iPhone. 'Cos there's no denying how easy it is to point the thing at areas I don't think were part of the original design specs ... or perhaps they were. Is there any truth in the rumour that Apple have trademarked the:

iFuck
iShag
iCock
iCandy .... (see what I did there).

Anyway 'happy birthday; to the iPhone. It's my birthday next week, wonder if I'll get to point my iPhone as places that would make a vicar blush.

Adieu!



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