I was on my way out of town for a dirty weekend (by myself lol) in a motel and decided to pop into department stores in towns on the trip.
I got a bit carried away in one department store and bought a negligee, bra, 3 pairs of stockings and 8 pairs of different knickers
I got to the counter and the sales assistant started doing her thing. It took her a while and so the queue behind me started to grow which is always a little bit disconcerting when you have so much lingerie and you are a bloke.
Anyway, to make conversation, the sales assistant ( girl of about 20 years old) asked me "are you stocking up?"
My only answer could be 'yes I am"
She then looked at me knowingly and smiled.
Luckily she put everything into a bag at that point and I turned around to find that there were 5 ladies queued behind me who had heard the exchange.
Luckily I didn't know any of them LOL
