How many times sitting in a coffee shop have you thought - Christ how many swingers are in here !!
There’s the guy watching porn; bearded fella with a scratchy sack and an itchy arse cos he didn’t wipe properly. The nice elderly couple balding and dated haircut thick rim glasses read the telegraph think sex is a rude word and rub their cups for heat.
The older but larger couple who wonder how fat happened to them but have to cleared their crockery twice.
The married couple; he’s thinking about football or the waitress. She attractive and I try to catch her eye. She smiles.
I’m kidding myself right. Her fella is three feet away. Is she doing this as a joke and I’ll end up on tv or is she genuinely hot and feeling proper horny.
He’s buried in his phone so I smile. She’s slim her jeans tight against her thighs and with heels sometime suggesting she wants to play. This is real life right. This doesn’t happen.
I figure I finish my coffee leave and have a w@nk later. I can dream.
She gets up and beckons with her hand if she’s leading a dog but its for me !! Jesus. She even tilts her head in the direction her hair lopes over a shoulder. F@ck I can’t believe I’m getting a come on. It’s 10:12am!! I’m going to follow her. I’ll let you know what happens. .
