TO the tune of 'I will survive' by Gloria Gaynor.
First I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, god, I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years waiting for a man that long
That I grew strong, and knew that I could take you on,
But there you are......another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry!
I should have known it was bullshit, just a sad, pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda, lurking in your jeans!
Go on, now GO!
Walk out the door!
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a git to think I wouldn't find you out?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say that size don't count?
I will survive!
I will survive!
As long as I have batteries, my sex life's going to thrive!
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex,
I will survive, hey hey!
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5:36 pm Wednesday, 30th July, 2008
PMSL! How many other ladies have had that experience?br |
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10:47 am Tuesday, 5th August, 2008
i like my body when it is with yourBRbody. It is so quite new a thing.BRMuscles better and nerves more.BRi like your body. i like what it does,BRi like its hows. i like to feel the spineBRof your body and its bones, and the tremblingBR-firm-smooth ness and which i willBRagain and again and againBRkiss, i like kissing this and that of you,BRi like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzzBRof your electric fur, and what-is-it comesBRover parting flesh . . . . And eyes big love-crumbs,BRBRand possibly i like the thrillBRBRof under me you so quite newBR |
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10:47 am Tuesday, 5th August, 2008
i like my body when it is with yourBRbody. It is so quite new a thing.BRMuscles better and nerves more.BRi like your body. i like what it does,BRi like its hows. i like to feel the spineBRof your body and its bones, and the tremblingBR-firm-smooth ness and which i willBRagain and again and againBRkiss, i like kissing this and that of you,BRi like, slowly stroking the, shocking fuzzBRof your electric fur, and what-is-it comesBRover parting flesh . . . . And eyes big love-crumbs,BRBRand possibly i like the thrillBRBRof under me you so quite newBR |
