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Just My Daily Musing

2:29 am Tuesday, 3rd July, 2018

Hi. I remember reading a blog somewhere here sharing some fails on dates. I do have some and this is from the previous site/s I’ve been. I also want to share some insights- just MY musings

disclaimer: this is non-fiction 🙂

I don’t get guys who say NSA. Totally cool with it, if you say so. Some do want a no-commitment lifestyle or not having someone very ‘clingy’. Here’s the thing, When the girl sends a message, if way too many - it is too sweet for you and if the girl did not send messages too often- way too cold.. if the girl says things YOU think are too nice, you thought she is out for a ring on her finger. .. if the girl is too frank- you will say she is too bold. Next time you want NSA- or something else, bring a detailed contract 🙂


I did meet this guy who is too good looking in the picture. We decided to meet at this coffee shop to ‘chat’. When I got there, I waited for almost half an hour for my ‘date’ to show up.. not knowing he was already there just silently looking at me from afar and checking all my angles and features.. Why I know this- because I noticed him doing that. I asked him why the wait- he told me that he wants to check the prospect before he approaches.. Well, since he liked what he sees and I don’t like what he did, I excused myself politely and left.. Next time bring a binocular and do it in stealth mode.

Again, another ‘date’. This guy arrived on time and really nice.. for the first- three minutes. Until the part came when he told me all his accomplishments, his trips abroad, the money he spent in a day, his hobbies, his staff (people mind you), his medals and trophies, his pad (not paper) while doing phone calls in front of me and saying ‘sorry I’m a very busy guy’.. good thing I don't get blown by too many strong winds in the room- coming from him. I thought he brought the signal number 4 strong typhoon with him...


Lunch date- I prefer to be seen in daylight 🙂.. well, everything is going great in our friendly chat until he changes the topic and decided to tell me in details what he will ****o me.. He will lick this and that, he will massage me here and there, he will put this to that- just like connect the puzzle.. he will bring me to heaven and so much more.. this while talking in a loud voice enough for two to three tables surrounding us can hear and the people giving us the wtf eye.. If I could melt in there, I wish I could.. I told him to lower his voice but still continued his litany..Guys, please action speaks louder than words.

If you want to do it in your car, maybe you can’t control yourself or be saving money... please don’t, especially in broad daylight- and your car is not even heavily tinted.. I don’t want my bum to be seen by anyone.. Go bring a black, thick cloth with you if you still want it.
I also don’t understand when some ‘foreign’ guys will just say- you are too white or not native to me ..some like ‘my girl looks better than you, Do I need to dress like a native or put some tanning lotions ( I tried, I looked like a Dalmatian after) or be like Moana and sing going back to the ocean.. and then when I speak ‘tagalog’ you will say speak English, when I speak English, you will say can you speak ‘tagalog’ or slow down.. well all of us have preferences.. You can’t please everyone, but you don’t have to be a d**k to prove it.

If you have nothing good to say- better be silent.

Everyone loves surprises.. except me.. especially when we meet and ill be looking for the missing head on the picture you sent.

Some are also not good at making an alibi. Please make it more believable and reliable.. like I am what I am in picture but upon research it is someone else’s face.. or I can’t speak now for I have tonsilitis, or there is a power interruption that’s why you can see me.. or I’m not looking for any girl right now but you posted a ‘wanted’ ad for every single day 🙂

Last, I found it a bit ironic that in other -normal sites, the guys there are a bit ruder than in here. Kudos to the guys and girls who play by the rules and making this site work amidst all odds.

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Comments
12:28 pm Wednesday, 4th July, 2018

lol to the first guy hahahahaha damn wolf

12:29 pm Wednesday, 4th July, 2018

Nice word missklaud

12:58 am Thursday, 5th July, 2018

Words of wisdom. 

4:35 am Thursday, 5th July, 2018

Most foreign (especially caucasian) guys prefer dark skinned and exotic looking girls.
😂
So when they says those things about you, take it as a compliment.

4:35 am Thursday, 5th July, 2018

Most foreign (especially caucasian) guys prefer dark skinned and exotic looking girls.
😂
So when they says those things about you, take it as a compliment.

4:38 am Friday, 6th July, 2018

can't believe there are people like that who are too full of themselves.. i mean, c'mon.. confidence is something but i'd accept being boring out of being shy instead of that..

11:39 am Sunday, 8th July, 2018

You should have left a potato cuz its too long haha. I loved it I am kind of curious about you. Really love to chat and know you. Have a nice day 😊

12:23 am Monday, 9th July, 2018

OK, that first guy was creepy af

7:30 pm Monday, 9th July, 2018

hehehehehehe I'm like the third guy. honestly speaking i miss her as well the blogger that writes this lady's confession kind of blogs 🙂 i wish you well 🙂

3:21 am Tuesday, 10th July, 2018

Just be who you are and thats it. No need to watch the afar, or tell you have this and that, haha

9:53 am Monday, 16th July, 2018

relate much!

7:13 pm Wednesday, 18th July, 2018

i saw your message :)i want to chat with you 🙂

9:28 am Friday, 20th July, 2018

I like the way you wanted to be on a date, which is being a friend in the public, even we know where we will end up, but still wanted it to be discrete as possible. It's just a lifestyle we want to enjoy and not be annoyed by some unmannered maniac. I like you, hope to know about you.

4:16 pm Tuesday, 24th July, 2018

Tbh. Youre really attractive. Well said! 👏💯

7:43 pm Sunday, 29th July, 2018

They dont deserve your attention. Its either their too arrogant....doesnt know how to respect a woman or doesnt know how to follow thru....oh well....charge it to experience....

3:37 am Thursday, 2nd August, 2018

Hi I like you and I want to be part of your Fantasy. Pls pm me uy #. thanks

11:56 am Tuesday, 7th August, 2018

Ive had some funny experiences too. Maybe lets talk it out over some laughs and caffeine

7:52 am Friday, 10th August, 2018

I sent u message kidnly check

6:10 am Saturday, 11th August, 2018

I like this blog, it describes relatively well the reality. I hope and love to meet its author

8:29 am Friday, 31st August, 2018

heyyy, if ur up for a casual date/hookups atm, im here. We can talk about the moon and stars or just have plain "fun"

8:29 am Friday, 31st August, 2018

manila atm 🙂

3:04 pm Saturday, 1st September, 2018

I had a fun time reading your blog.  The travails of meeting people and catching their true behavior and personality.  Very insightful.  If it wouldn't be too much to ask, can I ask you out for some refreshments since I like to eat out and check the dining scene.  Ty very much. 

5:21 am Sunday, 2nd September, 2018


It's actually very hard to find that 'goldilocks zone' where you don't come up as creepy or cold.

Yes, we are here (well, most of us are) to explore our fantasies but we should still respect the other party with utmost respect, no stepping over boundaries.

And if by chance the other person doesn't reciprocate, it's time to move on and wish them 'happy hunting'. 😉

7:42 am Saturday, 22nd September, 2018

Interesting read 😊 you have met quite some perculiar dudes😂😂

4:45 pm Saturday, 29th September, 2018

Got to read yours:)

5:33 am Sunday, 30th September, 2018

You're beautiful. Maybe you and I can meet and get to know each other over coffee(s) or tea(s) and cake(s)?? Would you by any chance be available this week? Which Cafe do you prefer? When & What time would you like me to meet you? Sorry had to ppst ot here.....ran out of free messages and couldn't message you via chat box. You may also reach me at oh nayn oh sex for for sex sex sex sex too (if you'd be comfortable).

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