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8:32 pm Thursday, 23rd February, 2012

This bitch needs to go on a diet! My new basque arrived – lovely – but it’s a teensyweensy bit tight. The alternative is lots of exercise… boyz? A girl needs help!

Never mind, I had fun with the camera again and, well, as the toys were out… you’d think that in this day and age they’d come up with s toy that ‘becomes erect’. Now, any of you bright inventors out there: I’ll let you have the idea, just so long as you send me one every Christmas!

Tomorrow is Friday and I’m beginning to panic, for I have Saturday off. What WILL I get up to? The sauna open on Saturday afternoons… can I be bothered?

Off to the gym! Where’s my leotard?



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