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Omfg, I'm so bored... well here goes nothing...

3:31 am Friday, 4th May, 2018

There's proof I have teeth, my hair is not done but wtf? I'm around 6' tall, but I suffered a bad "Traumatic Brain Injury" the day after Thanksgiving '03, but luckily for me I was working on passing an off-duty EMT who started CPR immediately... and took me out of my car, because it wasn't damaged at all... because I rolled it over 3-5 time's, and the whole reason why I wrecked it in the first place, was because it wasn't an "AWD" car... now I noticed Dodge just came out with an AWD Twin Turbo muscle car known as the Dodge Demon...😁... I'm going to get one of them, and use it strictly for drag racing... I just gotta get my uncle Ernie down here from NY... and he should help me out... and I'm looking for a new wife to fucking rail my tight little asshole with a strap-on...😀... and be loyal to me... because I love to laugh...




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Me being bored as fuck... the story of my life


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