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Fails Before The Hub

6:48 pm Wednesday, 2nd May, 2018

Here I go again, weirdness running high and adrenaline at its peak- and I’m talking about brains silly.

Again, this is pure entertainment. If you are happy about it, then good share your laughter and If you’re not, just talk to yourself and know your inner peace 😊

As you may notice, I do have lots of errr -unlucky experience. It’s part of growing up I think. It’s not all bad and all of it is true. I just have a talent for attracting the worst ones 😊

I never name names or expose their personality. I don’t write to humiliate, I write to make my experience an example to some and pointers for many.

1. This guy asked me to meet in a ‘massage parlor’. I asked him to find one for me since I do have a severe back pain (not rheumatism mind you) so he send me the name of the shop and its location. After my work, I grab a cab and went to the said best place to relax. When I got there, my ‘date’ wasn’t in yet so I told him I’ll go in since we will not be sharing a room. Inside the ‘shop’ I noticed that it is really, really dark and I almost trip just to get to the counter. The receptionist asks me at once how long do I need to be serviced….which I find really odd. I just told myself that maybe they have a new approach to massage. I asked for their rates and saw this:
One hour Class B P One thousand
Two hour Class B P One thousand eight hundred
One hour for VIP/Class A P Two thousand
Two Hour for VIP/Class A P four thousand

I was like why is there a class in massage..I asked the girl what is the difference between this class A to B and she showed me this special menu. When I opened it , there are guys in their ‘birthday suits’ and from their looks and ‘sizes’ that’s why they are grouped….The massage parlor I went in was, in fact, famous for its extra-service.
I felt my face going red and politely excused myself, ran out of the shop and called that guy and said the sweetest words you can ever hear 😊

2. I decided to have a date with this guy who insists on asking me out. We went to a nice restaurant and told me that he will pay for the bill since he’s the one who asked me out. Thru out the dinner, I noticed that he keeps on checking other guys erm-pants whenever they pass by our area.. Well, maybe because our table is low that’s why the eye turn. Then when we finished our meal, we decided to call it a night and go home. While we are walking on our way to my house, he suddenly grab and kiss me, I was really surprised..and got weird because he was riding my right knee..I was thinking shouldn’t it be that I’m the one doing that to him not the other way around .. and after riding me non-stop I said you should stop pretending to like a girl when your clearly like a guy…he thanked me after that.

3. Chat Conversation:

Guy: May I see you
Me : okay (opened my video cam)
Guy: wow , you are ugly!!
Me: ….. okay thanks
Guy: Really, you are like a 2 compared to my girlfriend
Me: okay …(then I told him a good 4 phrased chant)
Guy: What did you say???
Me: I put a spell on you, I’m a voodoo priestess
Guy: B*tch!
Me: Thank you

I just talked to him in Jejemon (subvert the English language to the point of incomprehensibility)

4. I was texting this guy, who I really, really like, and sent some naughty messages.. After hours of no reply, I sent one last message: I’m really horny you know…
Then the reply: Ma’am this is a Hardware store 😊

5. I was on a dinner date when the hook of my bra (front opening) break. Suddenly I feel it coming loose and I was like I have to do something so I immediately excused myself to my date and went to the Rest Room. In there- I realized that I have a zip-up dress which will require some assistance, I decided to try fixing my bra from my neck up (tight -long sleeve dress mind you) and while I was doing that, the door suddenly opens. I forgot to close the door and seen by 2 young ones with their father, while I was doing some magic with my dress and boobs.

Again, thank you for the messages. From the sane and what-are-you saying, Thank you. I’m a working girl who loves to write and read and talk to people. Again, all of us have different rules. What works for some, may not work on you. If you want that girl- a little bit of effort won't hurt.


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7:12 pm Wednesday, 2nd May, 2018

the 3rd issue is out i love it. especially the lasts the 5th one. i
hope to read more of this i love it thank you missgreeneye 😍😍😍

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7:59 pm Wednesday, 2nd May, 2018

Your content is really worth reading !

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8:01 pm Wednesday, 2nd May, 2018

But sometimes I really think are there this type of noobs here ? And you seems to be intelligent enough to know understand some of the bastards to avoid this mishaps.

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8:10 pm Wednesday, 2nd May, 2018

But sometimes I think about the Noobs or immaturity over here but I think you are intelligent enough to know the opposite person

8:11 pm Wednesday, 2nd May, 2018

And your content gets 4/5 from me !

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6:25 am Thursday, 3rd May, 2018


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7:22 am Thursday, 3rd May, 2018

Great article, Miss Green Eye. I love how you put words together. You are clearly a word-smith!

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10:47 am Thursday, 3rd May, 2018

Most of the embarassing things we do, we charge to experience.. I had the same experience with your 3rd example. I set expectations that i am just an average looker and not the extreme handsome fellah that thy would want but the couple insisted. When i opened my cam to start the vid chat, i the wife said "you lool like $#!t" i just lauged and said "and so do you" and then turned off my cam.

If you have the time, we can share our funny stories and what have you 🙂 again nice read

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2:37 am Friday, 4th May, 2018

funny...really looking forward to your blogs....

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9:20 am Friday, 4th May, 2018

Not weird, original and perfect

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4:35 am Sunday, 6th May, 2018

Hahahaha me too cant wait to read some more..not like am wishing you meet these kind of guys again

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7:19 pm Sunday, 6th May, 2018

Pm please

5:50 pm Tuesday, 8th May, 2018

Looking forward to know you

3:15 am Thursday, 10th May, 2018


Would love to hear some more of these stories Ms Hottie... 😘😘😘

Soon... 😉

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5:57 pm Thursday, 10th May, 2018

Pm please

8:17 pm Thursday, 10th May, 2018

..i was laughing my heart out on #4..at least you contacted a HARDware store..hahaha

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12:40 am Sunday, 13th May, 2018

Haha loved these stories...like ur talent of attracting the wrong ones...I'm one bad news ready to happend, wanna give me a shot?

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3:16 am Monday, 14th May, 2018

Number 4 is soooo effin funny 😃

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4:41 am Monday, 14th May, 2018

If I was the hardware store I would’ve replied with “What size nuts and bolt are you looking for”😚

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5:56 pm Monday, 14th May, 2018

Stories are like something you read from FHM mags. XD

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8:23 am Thursday, 17th May, 2018

Nice read...

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12:01 pm Tuesday, 22nd May, 2018

what a nice read.

made me smile.

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