Fails Before The Hub

Here I go again, weirdness running high and adrenaline at its peak- and I’m talking about brains silly.


Again, this is pure entertainment. If you are happy about it, then good share your laughter and If you’re not, just talk to yourself and know your inner peace 😊

As you may notice, I do have lots of errr -unlucky experience. It’s part of growing up I think. It’s not all bad and all of it is true. I just have a talent for attracting the worst ones 😊

I never name names or expose their personality. I don’t write to humiliate, I write to make my experience an example to some and pointers for many.

1. This guy asked me to meet in a ‘massage parlor’. I asked him to find one for me since I do have a severe back pain (not rheumatism mind you) so he send me the name of the shop and its location. After my work, I grab a cab and went to the said best place to relax. When I got there, my ‘date’ wasn’t in yet so I told him I’ll go in since we will not be sharing a room. Inside the ‘shop’ I noticed that it is really, really dark and I almost trip just to get to the counter. The receptionist asks me at once how long do I need to be serviced….which I find really odd. I just told myself that maybe they have a new approach to massage. I asked for their rates and saw this:
One hour Class B P One thousand
Two hour Class B P One thousand eight hundred
One hour for VIP/Class A P Two thousand
Two Hour for VIP/Class A P four thousand

I was like why is there a class in massage..I asked the girl what is the difference between this class A to B and she showed me this special menu. When I opened it , there are guys in their ‘birthday suits’ and from their looks and ‘sizes’ that’s why they are grouped….The massage parlor I went in was, in fact, famous for its extra-service.
I felt my face going red and politely excused myself, ran out of the shop and called that guy and said the sweetest words you can ever hear 😊

2. I decided to have a date with this guy who insists on asking me out. We went to a nice restaurant and told me that he will pay for the bill since he’s the one who asked me out. Thru out the dinner, I noticed that he keeps on checking other guys erm-pants whenever they pass by our area.. Well, maybe because our table is low that’s why the eye turn. Then when we finished our meal, we decided to call it a night and go home. While we are walking on our way to my house, he suddenly grab and kiss me, I was really surprised..and got weird because he was riding my right knee..I was thinking shouldn’t it be that I’m the one doing that to him not the other way around .. and after riding me non-stop I said you should stop pretending to like a girl when your clearly like a guy…he thanked me after that.

3. Chat Conversation:

Guy: May I see you
Me : okay (opened my video cam)
Guy: wow , you are ugly!!
Me: ….. okay thanks
Guy: Really, you are like a 2 compared to my girlfriend
Me: okay …(then I told him a good 4 phrased chant)
Guy: What did you say???
Me: I put a spell on you, I’m a voodoo priestess
Guy: B*tch!
Me: Thank you

I just talked to him in Jejemon (subvert the English language to the point of incomprehensibility)

4. I was texting this guy, who I really, really like, and sent some naughty messages.. After hours of no reply, I sent one last message: I’m really horny you know…
Then the reply: Ma’am this is a Hardware store 😊

5. I was on a dinner date when the hook of my bra (front opening) break. Suddenly I feel it coming loose and I was like I have to do something so I immediately excused myself to my date and went to the Rest Room. In there- I realized that I have a zip-up dress which will require some assistance, I decided to try fixing my bra from my neck up (tight -long sleeve dress mind you) and while I was doing that, the door suddenly opens. I forgot to close the door and seen by 2 young ones with their father, while I was doing some magic with my dress and boobs.

Again, thank you for the messages. From the sane and what-are-you saying, Thank you. I’m a working girl who loves to write and read and talk to people. Again, all of us have different rules. What works for some, may not work on you. If you want that girl- a little bit of effort won't hurt.

xoxo

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