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Crossdress conundrum

2:48 pm Sunday, 1st April, 2018

So I had a long drive the other day, these are some of the usual times I might dress, but I'd thought not today and set off without a change of clothes, ten mins into the drive and I see a gorgeous woman, with a stunning body wearing this sexy little dress, that was it then I wanted to dress up too.th I I couldn't turn back, but knew I was near a large supermarket and I needed a couple of other bits so I decided I was out of town, fuck it just go right in buy a new outfit and roll through the self checkout, easy. I arrived at the t#sco and proceeded towards the clothing, I was just scouting it out to see where everything was so I wouldn't be loitering in ladies clothing for too long, I'd spotted the tights, the underwear and the dresses and carried on to get the other bits, now with a couple of bits in my basket I headed back to the clothes, I had a plan and needed to stick to it, first a pair of opaque tights they would be easy so whilst getting them I could suss out the underwear, I'd grabbed the tights and seen a pack of two bras and a nice pair of knickers and got them, all super fast and not really been noticed, now just a dress.. From the knickers I could see the dresses, they didn't have a great selection, but I spotted a nice black one that would suit me so a quick flick through the rail and I've got my size in the basket, all discreet amongst the other few bits, phew straight to the self checkout and I'm done. There was a small que, but I was less than a minute before I was at the checkout ready to scan, I got an empty bag ready and started to scan, I put a drink through first, great, then the bra's, I scanned them and went to put them into the bag when "beep" they'd scanned twice, f#ck now the screen was saying I'd two sets of bras, bastard! I called over the slightly older than me lady watching the checkouts and sheepishly explained what had happened, I could feel my face burning up, but she was professional and after a bit of fumbling she'd cancelled one pack of the bra's but to my horror had gone into my bag and taken the bra's off somewhere, I was a bit confused, but proceeded to scan everything else including the tights, the dress and the knickers, she came back and handed me my bras, and explained there was a security tag on them, she then let me know that she'd need to take the dress to get the tag off that too and dove into my shopping to retrieve the dress, oh bugger, it hadn't gone quite to plan but I put through my credit card details while she was away and when she had brought the dress back I was ready to get out, slightly flustered, but not as bad as it could have been I supposed, I got to the exit bag in hand walked through the door and set off the alarms FFS!!! I was promptly greeted by a young security lady who just had to quickly check my bag, she got out the bras and the dress and inspected them both before handing me them back she then pulled out my new lace knickers and swiftly noticed the security tag still on these, no problem she said while she wondered off with my panties in hand.... then after what seemed like almost an eternity she came back, passed my knickers to me and stayed with me to make sure I got out ok without setting the alarm off again. I hurried back to my car never turning to look back at the store and drove out of the car park never to return again. Needless to say, I then drove to find a secluded spot where I could slip into my new outfit and forget the traumatic experience I'd just been through..... I can giggle now when I think about it, but it's back to the Internet for me for any new outfits x



Comments
10:17 am Monday, 2nd April, 2018

I have been there girlfriend...stressful

9:18 pm Friday, 20th July, 2018

Almost had an identical experience...... Bloody shop lifting tags!!! Loved the idea you dressed outside hun. That's very hot! xxxx

2:24 am Wednesday, 31st October, 2018

Ha ha oh dear, yes similar experiences myself darling, but watch out for the internet buying, as sometimes they put who they are on the packaging xxx maxine

5:01 pm Sunday, 11th November, 2018

I Bet you looked amazing once dressed tho x

12:47 am Friday, 7th June, 2019

Ov never made it to the till but if thats the worst can happen its worth it x

9:58 pm Friday, 3rd April, 2020

Sounds like my worst nightmare. Lol.

10:38 am Saturday, 4th April, 2020

It feel wrong when we do it, it shouldn't , but thats why we like it.

8:41 am Sunday, 5th April, 2020

I know what you mean, a good friend of ours just started working for our company and loves it, she can really let her hair down now and get a wage also..its a win win. she gets to dress up and meet new people

9:51 am Wednesday, 8th April, 2020

Love the story but the way I look at they want you to buy the gear so be brave .
I went shopping in Liverpool  on my own tried next and h & m was getting turned on by the sexy outfits . Found a nice pair of sexy pvc leggings and a short leather skirt and a nice little pair of heels and some sexy knickers couldn’t wait to get home 

1:54 pm Tuesday, 14th April, 2020

hello friends

9:30 pm Tuesday, 9th June, 2020

id do you

10:44 pm Wednesday, 14th July, 2021

wow would of loved to have seen you dresssed

5:44 pm Saturday, 17th July, 2021

Don't worry about what people think, Just be your self.. 

6:14 pm Tuesday, 22nd March, 2022

Love the story, made me laugh and remember some panties in Primark had no tag! The till girl let everyone know what I was buying☺️xx

2:53 pm Monday, 9th May, 2022

😂 Love it, buying girls clothes is so scary and exciting X

8:01 pm Thursday, 19th May, 2022

my dream to be caught out, ohhh yes the sales girl takes me into a changing room with another guy in it!!!!!!! hes dressed she tells me to put my stuff on, mmmmmmm

2:51 am Friday, 17th June, 2022

That’s so exciting!

11:45 am Monday, 15th August, 2022

Wow Ive had that happen but then decided not to change at all an gone home red faced.... Well done you 

5:30 am Thursday, 18th August, 2022

Love the tale, been there too, not in Tesco, but had the 'I know what you are doing' look when buying a dress and also a more than knowing 'are these the right size' when buying undies.

2:14 am Tuesday, 23rd August, 2022

Wow thats terrible I just go in and shop like I'm shopping for my girlfriend or wife and have no shame in my game when shopping just look through everything and pick out what I want and leave.

10:10 am Saturday, 27th August, 2022

Totally agree 👍

10:11 am Saturday, 27th August, 2022

Wow 🙌

10:11 am Saturday, 27th August, 2022

Totally agree 👍

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