well James was wondering round as usual looking for a female to fall for him little did he know at dinner the tables would turn the lady in question was baroness spank the niece of Ernst stavro blofelt spectre creator .
of course the baroness has had many a fantasy about turning Mr Bond over her knee for some sound spanking to tame his eago . she did just that after oysters caviar ect after luring bond to the boudwar she told me bond shed like to spank him he's never had this before so what's the game he thought perhaps after some roulette she May fall for him but it was not to be James was shocked to see miss Moneypenny in the room waiting for him let the spanking begin said she holding a large plimsoll in her hand James was put over Moneypenny knee and thrashed mercilessly how he howled screamed and need for the horrid stinging pain to go away it didn't he was licked over Moneypenny knee then after a while baroness said my turn I want a go too James was never so humiliated in his life as this hell never be cheeky to Moneypenny again.
the moral of this story is treat the lady's like gold they look after you in return.
