The first 5 hours of Internet dating; a wonderous baptism by fire.
They say some things can't be unseen and for the love of god I wish this wasn't true. I'm not a stupid bloke but there are pictures of things in places that defy my rudimentary understanding of biophysics (I think I just made that word up).
I have also learnt that it pays dividends to spend time crafting intellectual and thought prevoking messages (or just darn right dirty ones). However when typing on a phone if you don't check predictive text before sending you come across as being thicker than a whale omelette (sorry "K").
And finally. I may not yet had any objective success with my chosen gender, but I'm counting that ten out of ten gay John gave my picture. That man has taste!
