Guernsey Bull's (AKA 6969) Birthday treat........imagine ladies
I’m wearing my silk dressing gown.....but nothing underneath it!!!
You’re sat on the edge of the bed wearing nothing but a smile, your eyes light up like an excited baby about to be given a wonderful Guernsey ice cream. (with a Cadburys flake chocolate proudly standing in the middle).
But it isn’t a 99 that you have on your mind, you are looking forward to a 69.....with your favourite purveyor of sexual pleasure 6969 .....your mind wanders momentarily through the sexy games you have played in the past. A look of pure wicked lust enters your eyes, you are lusting for the raunchiest sex that only your experienced dirty mind can visualise.
I teasingly open my dressing gown let the soft silk drop from my shoulders. And, in more ways than one, I stand up proudly in front of you. You want to reach out and want to grab the majestic guernsey bull by its balls. But before you have a chance to do so I teasingly drop to the floor at your feet.
Both of us are now totally naked with you still on the edge of the bed and I kneel down kissing your feet. You stretch them out and I start kissing the inside of your arches, first the left foot then to your right foot. I take the weight of your right leg on my shoulder, you spread your left one to the side and place it on the floor
I slowly kiss the inside of your leg gradually working my way up kissing and licking, like the little piggy that went to market..... all the way home.
But when I get to the market, what do I find? To my surprise, and great delight, I see the most well presented newly shaven pussy in the whole world. The likes of which, I had only seen in my wettest of dreams.
You lean forward and whisper in my hear “Happy birthday 6969 you horny guernsey bull “ .....”now do the business with her.......just like I taught you”
I say “But she is so well prepared....so beautiful.....I shall give her the attention and respect that she deserves “
The experienced tip of my tongue licks the magnificent specimen. My dutiful tongue knows what to look for and, like a well trained lercher dog, finds the “little man in the boat”. He is slouched over like a sailor in a drunken slumber.
My tongue knows the cure and gets to work immediately. After a matter of only two minutes and the little man in the boat stands up throbbing with energy and excitement. The clitoris is truly a wonderful part of the internal female anatomy and deserves the utmost respect.
And then I say “ and now my love ..........” you interrupt me and say “ yes its time for me to blow your candle birthday boy”
We move up on to the bed and adopt the traditional and well practiced 69 position. We spend a good half an hour giving each other .......well I’ll leave that bit to the imagination. But you will understand when I say that my fingers and my tongue will be on the point of exhaustion.
At that point it would only right to move on with the proceedings. To summarise what happens next by saying that full sexual intercourse will place would not do it justice. For every possible sexual position will be explored.
Then without a word we will adopt the doggy position and after a further 20 mins. I shoot my load as you scream out in frenze of sexual excitement “YES YES YES”.
Your generous juices explode and drip delightfully on to the bed. A sight that would have made Caligula blush.
With a satisfied smile I will lovingly turn to you and romantically say “That was wonderful darling thank you” “ and now seeing that it is my birthday..... no don’t argue....I’ll buy the fish and chips” lol
