1. People who describe things as “better than sex” are having the wrong kind of sex.
2. You can give a player the best sex he’s ever had, but he will still want new pussy because he’s a player.
3. Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird as shit." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."
4. Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
