I've been invited to my first social event I've only been a member for five minutes so it feels pretty amazing as well as poop your pants scary ( which I'm guessing would only go down well at a certain type of party).
I can't help but wonder about the etiquette of it all. To shave or not to shave? Back, crack and sack? Should I get my nipples pierced for the occasion? Do I come on the hosts tits or in her mouth?My mind is full of questions and visions of possible delights!
I am a polite chap so I think I will be able to accept the offer of a big red strap on with the proper respect and of course will offer my own services if requested.
So soon it will be party time and I feel like i am waiting for Christmas. Perhaps this will be the start of something big😜
