253 inbox messages currently. While it's flattering to know I've made that many cocks throb not one has made the minge twinge.
Automated messages are not going to convince me your dicks worth sucking. Lazy and probably because your boring and unimaginative. I don't just sit on every dick so if your first question is wanna fuck - don't send it to me. It's in the profile!
I don't like older guys. The profile says max 40. 41,42 I understand you chancing your luck but 50, 60, 70... you just don't do it for me. That's why I've added to profile but hey ignore me and send ur message anyway! Or send me an email telling me your too old, like you think I'm gonna change my mind just for you.
If I don't reply it's probably for one of those reasons.
And if you are actually what I'm looking for try and say something interesting. I'm sure we can all do better than 'Hi' and 'love your profile'
I get enough cock and dirty fun at home this is just a bit of fun I'd love to find someone who I can play for but I want u to turn me on so I can really play for you!
Laterz!
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