Now - I am not a pervert! well not in public so being on the London Underground pressed against a lot of sweating flesh yesterday was not a turn on! glad that is clear... I am sure that many might have found the tube ride a great opporutnity to get up close and personal - ladies, does this happen often?
but it did remind me of a joke " a new sperm donation centre opened in London yesterday; first two donors came on the bus and the third guy missed the tube"
boom - boom