It was a monday,a not always busy day.I was boringly squeezing lemons to make lime for the cocktails when a black jeep cherokee drove in,I was quick to notice the blue plates meaning it belonged to some embassy.After about five minutes the door opened and out jumped a giant white female.As we were trained to do I faked a smile towards her which must have attracted her to my side of the bar rather than the restuarant side.She staggered slowly and took a seat closest to where I mixed the cocktails.
(long story short i presented the menu,took the order and blah blah blah)
Then she started pouring the compliments,"I love your hands,I love your eyes,I love your whatever",name a body part and big mama said she loved mine.Our restaurant and bar being in mombasa,a sex tourism destination popular with many women looking to experiment how sex with a black feels like,I already knew where madam was coming from and where she was going-she was a sex tourist .
Long story short we quickly agreed on the fee,I called a friend to sit in for me and I was in the jeep being driven to big mama's apartment a few minutes drive away.
At a certain S-corner,the car nearly killed us-big mama too busy rubbing my balls with one hand and driving with the other failed to see a hump hitting it directly and landing the car in the near by thickets,thank fully it was a jeep.TO BE CONTINUED..
