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If you wish hard enough on a star...

2:37 pm Saturday, 3rd December, 2016

My birthday was a couple of months ago on 10/08... It was a miserable birthday in that all I did was turn one more year older.  about the only life expansive experience was going to a Wings game at the Joe... I am willing to make a bet, all my Texas people, how would you like to make a poor kids birthday wish real?  I have always wanted a threesome, or to have some dude watch while I give his wife what he can't (yeah I know, I am mean.  Get over it.)

I am not interested in "The Devil's 3 way."  I would like the more delicate route and attempt to completely disappoint two vivacious, beautiful and tender flowers, yes I am talking about the fmf.  I can host, or I can travel (less than 100 miles, but I will go farther if needed) and I am completely unattached.

So what do you say interwebs do you think we can make one feverish child's dream come true?  Do any of you ladies have the balls?  I think you do! (if this is any kind of incentive, my penis is 9" and 3" around.  Shocking for who's carrying it I know.)   Now Let's have some fun!👌👌✌️👊




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