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We've had 'No Show' tales...What about 'On the night' funnies...?

11:41 pm Friday, 18th September, 2009

After freeforpleasures blog post on best excuses for no shows...What about another topic, you've actually met and you're in the front door....has to be some 'on the night' funnies???

I have quite a few from being in an open relationship last year, my best has to be a crazy gal I was seeing and we got on well, drinking and going out for gigs/food before back to hers for fun. It was easter, she knew I liked cadbury creme eggs, what she didn't ask was How I Ate Mine though! She took it upon herself to presume I liked eating mine out her pussy.
What she forgot in her drunkeness was that she had gone out her room to insert the creme egg, but then forgot about it for a good hour, until as we were chatting she went very pale before crying with laughter... lets just say I love chocolate but not that much and I had to carry her to the shower and clean her down. I went that whole easter without a creme egg. :)



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