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I need someone to hold my hand

1:08 pm Sunday, 3rd April, 2011

Well if there are any help files here, I for one can't find them... I need someone to help and guide me on here.
Just what are the "levels" and "points" for?
What does it mean if I get to level 8?
What does it matter if I have 100 or 10000 points, because I for one can't see a purpose or benefit from them... Will someone please help me out with this before it drives me nuts?



Comments
2:03 pm Sunday, 3rd April, 2011

Loosely speaking the higher the level one has attained, the longer one has been around here, actively,and supposedly the more reliable the profiled individual is. Likewise the points build up. They are like Green Shield stamps, if you old enough to remember those (if not, ask your dad), a near worthless award for loyalty that can, if you can work out how, be redeemed for twiddly bits to add to your attavar an entirely pointless (i.e. I mean without any point: as you know actually you need to have amassed points to indulge) exercise.

Just relax, do your own thing, don't take people too seriously, don't assume that photos are the property of the profile poster, and never travel distantly without having checked, to the best of your ability, that Blossom Flower will be waiting in the bar as agreed.

There are lots of genuine people here, but also far too many wannabees, and never-ever-will-bees.

Remember, too, that the older, singleton, male is less sought after than hot young chicks... Why for goodness' sake do they need to advertise, anyway?

Good hunting,

Stephen

PS I've been here three years I think, and I shall be subscribing again, shortly.

6:01 pm Sunday, 3rd April, 2011

Don't worry about the point of the points, you get them for posting pictures, videos, writing messages, viewing profiles etc.

I got fisted twice of Friday night, i think that must be worth 500 points X2. But when i checked my profile later there was no sign of any extra points! What a rip off.

Anyway I have about 8000 points so i fucking hope they are worth £10 each and when i find a way of cashing them in i'll let you know.

If you're suffering from point envy and you'd like to purchase some from me please make me an offer.

Ignore the points and happy hunting!

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