Okay lets start with a list of all my defects;no teeth(footballing accident too gruesome to descibe in detail)a little deaf(14 years travelling all over europe as a stage rigger with mainly heavy metal bands,in particular Iron maiden,can do that to you),and an inability to master the the intricasies of computer technology.Anybody still reading this?Now the assets,if thats the adjective I,m looking for;Reasonably intelligent,like to laugh,fit(all that football),cock size a true eight inches,love to eat well,drink well(sometimes not too wisely!)really enjoy that time of the day when you,ve enjoyed a good meal,you,re on the right end of a "camberwell carrot"and you,re with people you can really relax with.I,m more than willing to pay my share of any expenses incurred.Enjoy cooking(and with more than a nod to my bi-side)washing up!.Right, the bi-thing,at the moment its only oral(tried it and liked it)but I am willing to go further if it seems like a good idea.
