Ok, so I spend a lot of time in hotel rooms, and have done for years, they tend to be pretty middle of the road type places, not palaces, not flea pits. You would think that you could get up to all sorts of mischief all the time, but it is amazing how repetitively dull it is most of the time. I suppose I could take up knitting, or mandarin chinese, or macrame or something like that, but honestly, you really spend the majority of the time, cock in hand watching porn. Now dont get me wrong, of the options listed, that is far and away the most fun, and I have pumped spunk into so many hotel bedroom sinks over the years I long ago lost count. Think about it the next time you stay away somewhere when you are brushing your teeth! and believe me, if it wasnt me, there are plenty of us out there!!!
So even though I havent yet stroked my dick to a pumping ejaculation this evening (fancied a later one tonight!), it had never really occured to me before to write some of this crap that wanders ar
