Do you think you've experienced it all in sex? Have you tried having sex with a Progressive Metal Drummer?
Let me explain the difference of a Progressive Metal Drummer to the other drummers as to how we apply it to sex.
Other drummers would only have the same beat, tempo, or pattern while playing music. Sooo boring. You'll hear the same banging all through out a 3 minute song, or so. And so when they do with sex. It would be the same "ooohhh ahhh, boohaha".
On the other hand, us Progressive Metal Drummers, we have different patterns, beats, tempo, and many more. You'll hear more than a song could play. That's why, 5 minutes is not enough for us to play music.
When it comes to sex, don't expect us Progressive Drummers just to bang you with the same pose for the rest of the round. We give all that we can. We are not brutal. But work out the sweat all through out sex. So that, in the end, the cum will be satisfying.
