There is a common malady which disproportionately effects men, mostly men with penises, who may otherwise appear perfectly normal. No practical cure is available which leaves men to struggle with the symptoms and seek remedy at home, often without any help or assistance.
This condition is known medically as Perpetually Erect Nightime Interruption Syndrome (or PENIS) and is characterized by a seemingly endless hardon which wakes him up, throbs incessantly, and won’t let him get any sleep. One man described a recent episode like this…
'OMG, the pressure! I felt like my dick was gonna break a seal and all I wanted to do was get some frickin’ sleep so I wouldn’t be a zombie at work the next day. And not like those new style zombies either, I’m talking Night of The Living Dead zombie, shuffling around mindlessly like a zombie should be!"
Some men recount their episodes with such gripping clarity that this author feels he could have been there himself…
"Left then right, I was rol
