* A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."
* Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on tv.
* Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!
* When we're done with them we can stuff them back in the drawer and not hear from them until we're ready.
* It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.
* We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.
* Position is your choice, not his.
* It always is hard.
* It doesn't leave a mess behind.
* You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.
* It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.
* It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.
* You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
* Vibrators are better then men because ...
* They don't get tired after the first time
* They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.
* Vibrators are better then men becau
