Well, it was a beautifull spring morning with all the customary sunshine, bird singing and generaly uplifting state of mind when i realised my partner of 5 years was cheating on me! Suddenly the whole spring beauty cliche morphed itself into the very Hades experience, where my soul was tortured by goat lookalike devils with baleing snouts and oversized organs hanging out on view.
After feeling sorry for myself for about a day or so i sprung back to life thanks to my wild imagination and an unnatural desire to become the ULTIMATE DETECTIVE. I draw inspiration from the unlikely character of Hercule Poirot(withouth the moustache though) and mixed in a lot of CSI and Magnum PI in order to gather the very sought after information. Without going into much nity-gritty detail, i gathered every drop of information to confront my partner about it and proceeded to confront her.
Well, the confrontation was heated, not shouting but sweating and pumping. Oh yes, heated up by the situation and th
