Well xmas is here and almost gone. I've had 3 gigs in as many days (karaoke) and not a sniff of a fanny.
Nobody loves me! boo hoo! Perhaps it was cos I dressed up for a laugh. I don't look so hot in fishnets, sussies, wig, lippy, mascara and wellies!
Well there's tonight 8 till 2 and tomorrow. If i'm still cellibate then, I may as well start batting for the other team!
So if you feel sorry for me I can handle a sympathy shag so come to Sutton-in-ashfield, Speed the Plough pub and ask for Albi. I'll be the misery in the corner. At least my beer won't go down too fast, the tears of self pity will keep it topped up!
