A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Earthling. "Pretty much the way you do," responded the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weeny member; very short and very narrow. "What can you do with THAT!?" exclaims the woman. "Why?" he asked, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replied, "it's nowhere near long enough. It'll never reach!" "No problem," he said and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grew until it was quite impressively long. "Well," she said. "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow." "No problem," he said again and started pulling his ears. With each pull his member grew wider and wider until the entire measurement was extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaimed as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoined their normal partners and went off together. As they walked along the Earthling male said, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," she said, "but it was really wonderful. How about you?" "Well," he said, "It was the weirdest thing. She kept slapping me on the forehead and pulling my ears all night."
Happy Rainy day Fuckers!!! LL
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7:08 am Wednesday, 29th June, 2016
Speaking as The Urban Spaceman....Good Joke ! Fancy a ride in my flying saucer ? |
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11:04 am Friday, 1st July, 2016
that is too weird.. ha ha ha |
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2:23 pm Friday, 1st July, 2016
Interracial has always appealed to me :-) |
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5:58 am Monday, 4th July, 2016
Chrissy. Izzy Goldberg was sitting in a bar in Honolulu and got into conversation with a tourist lady.Eventually,she asked him " Do you pronounce this place, HAWAII or HAVAII ? " Izzy replied "It's HAVAII " "Oh thank you so much " said the lady ." Izzy answered " Don't mention it, you're WERY VELCOME already " |
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4:26 am Tuesday, 5th July, 2016
Chrissy,I thank you for your kind words. If I can bring a smile to someone's face,I'm a happy man. xxxx |
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8:39 pm Tuesday, 5th July, 2016
Doris,here's another penguin joke for you. A motorist goes into a police station and says to the sergeant behind the desk " Excuse me but can you tell me how tall penguins are ? " The sergeant scratches his head and replies " about two feet tall,I would guess , why ? " The motorist says " Oh fuck it ! I've just run over a nun ! " |
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11:02 pm Tuesday, 5th July, 2016
That's a good one. Keep it up! |
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9:56 am Wednesday, 6th July, 2016
Come and I'll teach you. img src="imagesadultemoticons008.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons030.gif" img src="imagesadultemoticons028.gif" |
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6:17 pm Saturday, 9th July, 2016
Serving in the middle east many years ago, my vehicle broke down in the sand dunes..with no rations and very little water we were stranded.
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I'm a very closed minded Rasta, until....but still not looking for Hook-ups!!!
