The reaction is just so priceless when a bunch of girls I met in the pool finds out what my real age is. Jaw drooping down. Eyebrows crossed. Head tilted back. A long screech of "Whaaat?"
No, I wasn't lying. I said to them. Would you guys like to see my driver's license? I often pull out my driver's license to prove my age. I am really 40 years old.
At first they where flirting and calling out. I think they had a few rounds of beer. I was in the smoking area near the pool enjoying a cigarette. After a stick, I decided to indulge them with conversation (in other words I flirted back).
They all thought I was some yuppie visiting a relative in the condominium where I live. Now that they learned a little about me, the atmosphere suddenly changed. Now I hear "opo," "sir," "po," and "Kuya." What the hell! I enjoyed being molested by a bunch of girls before that. Now I'm respectable. Damnit molest me! LOL
Oh well...
5:12 pm Sunday, 13th March, 2016
Funny experience. Same here some people thought im on my twenties.... |
I'm into real women who are either straight or bisexual, as well as thrill seeking couples who are looking for a third wheel..