01 - I prefer breasts to legs.
02 - Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03 - Smother the butter all over the breasts.
04 - If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
05 - I've never seen a better spread.
06 - I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
07 - Are you ready for seconds yet?
08 - It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09 - Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10 - Don't play with your meat.
11 - Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12 - Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13 - I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time.
14 - You still have a little bit on your chin.
15 - How long will it take after you put it in?
16 - You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17 - Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18 - That's the biggest bird I've ever had.
19 - I'm full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20 - Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
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21 - Depends on the bird, is it game?
22 -You can't beat a good goose.
23 - The breast is really tender.
24 - Do you want more stuffing?
25 - Hmmmm so moist and juicy.
26 - Those nuts are rock hard!
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9:17 am Tuesday, 29th December, 2015
Don't forget you need to ensure that the birds juices are clear...
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