Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
Everybody felt shitty even the mouse.
With Mom at the whore house,
And dad smoking grass,
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass!
When out on the lawn I hear such a clatter,
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter!
When out on the lawn I saw a big dick,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew in a moment the fucker had fell!
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
Piss on you all and have a Hell of a night!
Happy Christmas to all..xxx
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6:20 am Friday, 25th December, 2015
Where can I buy Christmas cards with messages like that ? ( the charity Xmas cards sold by the Home For The Bewildered where I am a resident,either say " Congratulations on your Driving Test" ",Get Well Soon " or " Happy Chanukah" )
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7:52 am Friday, 25th December, 2015
If that's your own composition, then give yourself a sticky silver star and a well earned slug of Highland Park :-) |
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9:24 am Friday, 25th December, 2015
I suppose it makes a change from the annual Vatican message. |
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11:43 am Friday, 25th December, 2015
Last year for Christmas, I painted my toenails black. This is such a wonderful time of year, I am with Santa and his cursing. As we say around here, "Merry Fucking Christmas." and that's not said in the spirit of the site.....
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11:52 am Friday, 25th December, 2015
Been on the gin already, EG ?? :-) I think you and Lilith might share the same festive philosophy. Which reminds me, where is she these days.............? |
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12:57 pm Friday, 25th December, 2015
Life here is so great that everone broke out the booze at 11 AM. Two hours later, I'm ready to join in. |
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2:58 pm Friday, 25th December, 2015
Bah humbug
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3:46 pm Friday, 25th December, 2015
I'm actually pagan, so there *is* something about the solstice. Here in the local area of Japan there is a winter festival that in the old days used to be a sort of mass orgy. I'm sure some of that still goes on, but I've always been just on the fringes of it. But apparently the same kind of thing used to go on at Stonehenge too. I really do think mankind have lost their way..... :-) It's time to get back to our roots :-) |
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5:15 pm Friday, 25th December, 2015
I'm with ya, Skebbie. Mostly pagan here, too, though once in a while my Catholic upbringing whispers to me and I think "OMG, i'm going to hell." Then I get over it.
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9:15 am Monday, 28th December, 2015
Sue and chris,
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