outdoor fun yes or no I have yet to experience

"we both get out naked"

in a howling gale with sleet streaming down, to discover (when the window is wound down) the Eye of Sauron waiting for you,
framed by a massive, corpulent torso covered in horrendous tattoos and flanked by a boyfriend who looks as though he modelled as an Orc for Lord of the Rings. Can't imagine anything more erotic.

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Dogs often have their knackers removed to stop them humping all and sundry.That's another reason why I wouldn't care to go dogging !

Catching the clap in a rainy car park seems about as appealing as...well, catching the clap off some random troglodyte in a car park. ..

I saw a documentary about dogging once on Channel 4 (or 5) and the impression I got was that many of the men involved (especially) were very lonely individuals for whom this method of sexual self-expression was the only avenue available to them. All seemed rather empty and meaningless rather than erotic or fulfilling.

Choco. I shall keep that in mind if ever I visit the Battersea Doggers Home.

Choco.There is " Penguining ". This happens when a man has his trousers round his feet or a lady,her knickers round her ankles. One's gait tends to resemble that of a penguin shuffling across an icy floe in an attempt to reach the the sea.

By the way, the Giraffe is the only animal who can walk into a cocktail bar and exclaim " The Highballs are on me ! "
Or,as the Stud Bull said to the Zebra " Get those pyjamas off and I'll soon show you what my job is ! "