Spit or swallow....???

Unlike sassy, I swallow my coffee. I suppose I might spit with fury if a restaurant served me an espresso topped up with water aka americano. Why on earth do waiters think this is the same as filter coffee?

Sassy, your spitting issues have nowt to do with me. I only type gibberish. Once in a blue moon, I like to change it up and type gobbledegook instead.

Mr C,
Not sure you could...
Think the moustache and ponytail would stick in your throat.

The gargeling isn't a problem and less they try to gargle a tune..
The flight of the Valkyries i find particularly off putting..

On a slightly serious note.The act of spitting in public is horrible and has been held in some quarters ,as responsible for the re appearance of TB. When I was a kid, there used to be a sign on some buses saying " Do not expectorate. Penalty £ 5 " I always thought this was a bit self-defeating as those likely to gob all over the place ,were unlikely to know what "
expectorate" meant.
Welcum ,I'm with you ! I have a pathological dislike of Wagner for several reasons. 1. The tune " Here comes the bride " is from Loehwengrin. 2. Hitler liked his music for it's allusion to Aryan racial superiority 3. " The Ride of the Valkyries " was our Regimental March.It sounded terrible in 4:4 time and was very difficult to march in time with!
I conclude with the thought that " One swallow does not make a Summer " so if that's your thing,I wish you many more ,including Winter,Spring and Autumn !

Sue, You're supposed to take the Pineapple chunks out of the tin first ! xxxx

Bugger me, we are on that slippery slope that most blogs find themselves descending into...
FOOD!!!!!
Now where the bloody hell is skebbie when you need him to keep the blog on the straight and narrow..
Now we know that pineapple apparently makes yer gentleman's relish taste more palatable and that asparagus is, well, asparagus and should be avoided.
So what about a scotch bonnet to give it a spicy kick or lime and mint to give it a mojito mood?

Fetch,
Fortunately i didn't have a regimental tune but the RSM's favourite film was full metal jacket and he did used to enjoy getting everyone singing the mickey mouse song as we stomped the parade ground...
I wonder if there anyone that can gargle that one??

I'm confused. Doesn't everyone swallow their coffee?

Deb,
That is the best bit of the bugs bunny movie, i am with yer on that one.

EG,
Most normal people can swallow their coffee, however there is a lady that shall remain unnamed that inspired this blog...
Sassy does seem to struggle with the whole swallowing process, preferring to gob her coffee over her pc.
Still at least it made purchasing her a chrimbo pressie easy..
Rain mac for her laptop and a spittoon..

Apparently Sassy used to be a werewolf but she is alright now....

Is that the sound of tumbleweed??

I think i will get my coat..
Taxi!

Don't like it...not only was it a pony joke, i balls'd up the punch line...
I need to be tied up and flogged with a stick of celery for that..
Any offers?

Sassy,
Issuing the flogging would use more energy than eating the said pointless green stringy veg,
Thus you could then eat something more worthwhile like chocolate...
That is as long as you promise to swallow and not spit it out...

I find that a belly button ( navel or umbilicus if you prefer ) is very useful as somewhere to keep the salt when you're eating celery in the bath !

Gargle?

OI! Welcum!!! Don't think the fact you haven't answered your own question hasn't gone unnoticed. Well? Do you spit or swallow - or, perhaps even gargle like averagejoe?

Miss T,
I have nothing to hide...

So most things that go into my mouth i tend to swallow,
i was taught it is impolite to spit,
even if you are reclining in your leather chair, coffee in hand and legs akimbo....
Seems to me a bit of a strange fetish but what folks get upto behind closed doors is their business!

I never spit out coffee unless its that rubbish stewed filter crap that they serve in that chain that sounds like far fucks...
I gargle my mouthwash every eveing and morning and i only spit when the dentist tells me to....

As for if i have ever swallowed gentleman's relish, the answer is yes...
Just once, with my Bath chaps..

Very nice they were too, i would thoroughly recommend the restaurant that served them...

Miss T,
I have nothing to hide...

So most things that go into my mouth i tend to swallow,
i was taught it is impolite to spit,
even if you are reclining in your leather chair, coffee in hand and legs akimbo....
Seems to me a bit of a strange fetish but what folks get upto behind closed doors is their business!

I never spit out coffee unless its that rubbish stewed filter crap that they serve in that chain that sounds like far fucks...
I gargle my mouthwash every eveing and morning and i only spit when the dentist tells me to....

As for if i have ever swallowed gentleman's relish, the answer is yes...
Just once, with my Bath chaps..

Very nice they were too, i would thoroughly recommend the restaurant that served them...

Is there an echo in here is it just Welcum getting excited again?

Is it pay per view sassy?

Is there an echo in here is it just Welcum getting excited again?

Is it pay per view sassy?

Oh for goodness sake, now I'm double posting! With all the echoing around here, I expect a bit of narcissism to turn up soon....(sorry, echo and narcissus story reference - I couldn't resist).

That would depend on what you're doing sassy at the time. I've had someone recently watch me make choux pastry. Before you ask, I was fully dressed from neck to ankle. Different strokes and all that I guess....

Lucky Bubbles.........

Being an East Londoner, i'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air...

Well that was all well an' good until Michael Jackson got himself a bloody chimp!!!!

Doris, we were talking coffee, why some people thought there was any sexual connotation here, i have no idea....minds in the gutter i think..
Ps. Gotta say, i do like the new profile pic....think i have just found my new happy place!

Oh.....sorry folks.....Don't mind me :-) Arrived late on the scene and thought I'd stick my head around the door to see if anything much was up. Er.......
......just remembered a previous appointment. May pop in again later................. :-)

GGF, I wouldn't have either of 'em in my kitchen. Mary is a bit too rigid and I can't imagine having a giggle with her and swapping naughty stories in the kitchen. As for Paul, I went off him about 6 years ago as he clearly hadn't bothered to properly test all the recipes in one of his books.

Of course you're not doing anything sassy. I believe you. Honest..... Oh my, I think I just saw a kosher pig followed by a halal pig fly by my kitchen window.....

OMG! Sassy, did you just have Babe for breakfast?????

Thank fudge for that. That pig irritated the heck out of me.

Sassy,
I was looking for an appropriate time to use the phrase "my pleasure, babe"
Seems to have lost its shine now..

I well tack it all from u or anyone else I really need to get a good hard dicken 

i only swallow when he has been eating pineapple, its taste better