'Allo, is that the Kama Sutra, i will 'ave a 16, 24, 37, 57 and a 69 for delivery please.....

Miss V,
Your final comment made me laugh so much!
I have the perfect solution for your paranoia....
Stay well clear of weedy eight stone guys..

There is definitely something to be said for the missionary.. But like your worry when you are on top, i too worry about squashing my partner, fortunately, rhythm is not an issue for me,
Well not unless you want me to foxtrot, then i am totally screwed....blessed with two left feet it seems.

There's always the good old '68' - you go down on me and I'll ... er... owe you one! ;-)

Tails or head!

Miss V and Elli,
Spent the afternoon at work thinking about women on top,
Dunno why, spose your comments got me thinking...
Then it came...
The thought that is,
I will use an analogy for this...
So you have your well trained and broke stallion, he's not gonna buck you off...
When riding slowly, you do the work, a rising trot, both of you just moving off of each other..
Once you reach the canter stakes, well you just gotta let the stallion do the work, you just rise and fall very gently with his movements, controlling him with your thighs..
And then you reach the gallop, you both enjoy this and he knows that you just have to hang on while he does all the work...he knows you are in control and you can remind him by digging your knees in his flanks, reining him back or if you have a crop, just little whips to remind him whos boss!

But as i said, you need a trained stallion, no shetland pony is gonna do it for you.

Well Sassy,
Variety is the spice of life!
And it seems the spicier the better for you.... I do hope Roger don't mind ;-)

My favorite positions ? Hmmm........
Outside cente threequarter .
Number Four in the batting order.
Politically, just right of Centre.
Propping up a bar.
Behind the wheel instead of the passenger seat ( except in the case of Sassy who expertly handles a car.)
Seated at the piano,playing the tunes that I like !
Lying in my hammock.
At the controls of the Cessna ( which I am not allowed to do now.img src="imagesadultemoticons025.gif" )
Seated as far away from the entrance to the loos in a restaurant,as is possible.
High enough in the stalls at the theatre,so I am level with the action and not looking at the actor's feet.
As far as sex is concerned whatever is most pleasing to the lady...gives one a sense of well-being knowing that she is fully enjoying herself. On one notorious occasion,the missionary position,as I was able to watch TV at the same time !img src="imagesadultemoticons026.gif"

Fetch,
You are one of lifes true greats...
You never fail to inject humour and raise a smile...
And in this instance you have again risen to the occasion and expertly slipped it in.
But Fetch, i am confused, this just seems so out of character..and so many questions unanswered..
Watching tv whilst in the missionary....
Did he mind you watching tv or had you inadvertently been led on by the comment "Eat up all your greens"!

The problem with your stallion scenario mentioned above, Welcum, is that so often, in my experience, the stallion does NOT " do the work, you just rise and fall very gently with his movements, controlling him with your thighs.. " and all that happens is that the too soft mattress you happen to be on just sags a bit further down and...well. Not a wild ride after all. Unless it happens to be a face (omg, does this indicate lack of innocence? I may regret saying that).

I happen to be of the missionary persuasion, myself. I love the feel of a man's weight on me, and in the event I can't breathe, I usually have just enough left to gasp out that I need a bit of space.

I get turned on by whatever turns on my partner, though, so if doggy does it, doggy it is.

And like Sassy--all of them! but hopefully beginning and or ending missionary. If you want me to truly be satisfied, that is.

EG,
in my experience, it's not the saggy mattress that's the problem..
it's when the two single beds in the hotel room part and you both disappear into the gaping crevasse!

Seems most prefer the missionary and it is that position that you can both work at and it is very intimate being face to face so you can see if your partner is enjoying what you are doing and as already said, you can kiss..
Of course, you get out of it what you put in....excuse the pun.

Perhaps the question should be, what position do you really dislike?

Missionary so I can wrap my legs around him and Look into his eyes, also I can grab his rear . I also like being on top, I love the feeling of being in control.

I echo Lillthandedwards comments.

I can't decide which my favourite position is... I guess I'll have to keep trying them all until I make my mind up! ;-)

Miss V,
I am good with accents too, can do a blinding Cockney, alright if you have a thing about the Mitchell brothers, otherwise i sound like an extra from lock stock!
Zounds like your e experience is with Sean Bean, which i am sure is fine until he suggests that you should "be more dog"......Ahhh, oop North, they are such silver tongued sweet talkers.

Debs,
No marks is always good, you never know who may be looking later...
It seems you have a low level of concerntration, still admission is the first stage on the long journey of resolution... That and lots of practice..

Lill and Brinton, am sorry to hear that abstention has adversely affected you memory,
May i suggest soduko instead to keep the ol' grey matter active..

And finally Stacey,
Keeping your options open...a very wise move.

Its amazing how as you read back you can pick up on things you missed first time round...
So, showing a lack of innocence then Eroticgoddess!!!!
Its times like this that i find myself bursting into song...Fetch ol' chap, if you wouldn't mind awfully, accompanying me on the ol' Joanna.

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away

Welcum,I will have to guess the key you want but don't let that prevent you from airing your rich baritone. I in turn and in homage to our American friend Erotic Goddess, will intone that melody made famous by Al Jolson but with new lyrics to that tune of Carolina.
" Nothing could be finer than to be in your vagina,in the mo-or -o ring " Or perhaps as we approach the centenary of Frank Sinatra's birth " It's Impossible to make love in a Fiat 500 " or " This is my first affair....so what goes where ? "
Ah ! parody ! Don't you just love it ?

Well Fetch, if i hum it, you can play it.

Hmmm,hmm...hmm,hmmmmmmm...

Bored now,

Think i would much rather remind Erotic of her innocence, or lack of...
"Regret saying it"..maybe!!!
But i am sure you didn't regret it at the time..;-)

Sassy,
Surely a lady of your caliber should have something far better than the thoughts of chocolates lunch to bother you during your morning shower ;-)

Sassy,
I think i should be more concerned that your thoughts drift mainly to alcohol before eight o'clock in the morning....
I think maybe you should be swapping your chocolate martinis for a chocolate croissant at that time...
Damn, i sound like me gran....Now you behave yourself young lady!!!

I can't say that I have a favourite position as for me, it depends on who I'm with. With someone recently, it turned out to be every position we tried! Whereas with another, I found that if I wanted to get to the finish line, I had to get on top of the situation. I have different preferences depending on the company. Variety - 'tis the spice of me life.

Are you working your way through the eurovision groups? If so, how long to jedwood??

Wow, I was laughing a lot. Glad to see food is still on the menu in blog land :P

About the OP, well if I told you, I would have to kill you lol....I prefer to think a man will take the interest and effort to try to discover what I like. Besides, not for everyone to know but just "the one"....mwuaahahaha (maniacal laugh) img src="imagesadultemoticons022.gif"

Hahaha, Open you always make me smile...Please let your hubby know that I respect his good taste..after all he had a great eye with u ;)

Free, sure i have said welcome back already, just making sure...
You seem to put a compelling case forward for not pressing you on the subject any further..
It seems in your absence you have taken up evil villainy as a past time, how very despicable...
Back to the subject in hand,
I am sure the lucky guy will take more than just an interest and more fool him if he doesn't....
If he doesn't what despicable dispatch do you have in store, death by "Laser" or poisonous high heeled shoe?

I know, I know (raising my hand)...I would suffocate him with my kisses...That is how evil and despicable I am Welcum :P

BTW, I forgot to say: WOW! a pic? Could you put the phone down and show that spot that is missing? :P

Free, you really are eveil!!!
Get his hopes up, and others parts too,
Only to then give him the kiss of death...
You know, there are far easier ways to make a man stiff rather than waiting for rigamortis to set in...

As for the missing part, that is just there to add that air of mystery...
A bit like the tv program "catchphrase" ....say what you see!